"The universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."
2007-05-31 10:14:25 · 7 answers · asked by General T 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You just did
2007-05-31 10:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by rosbif 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Carlin?
2007-05-31 17:17:45 · answer #2 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Ennoia.
2007-05-31 17:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that was entertaining. I dont know who wrote it but it just goes to show how far fetched Christianity is.
2007-05-31 17:19:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
taking into consideration that you use your own interpretation.... its a good summary.
more like the "disney version" than readers digest.
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2007-05-31 17:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by opalist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know who wrote it, but it is now gonna be my outgoing e-mail signature.
Thanks!
2007-05-31 17:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know who wrote this!!! Someone who ain't got no life! lol
2007-05-31 17:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by **** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋