Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say, "Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.".
Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".
Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool
2007-05-31 10:02:53 · 5 answers · asked by cash 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they are just jokes ok
2007-05-31 10:23:29 · update #1
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he or she yells at you. Then ask if you got the job.
Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he or she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s desk in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
Demand that if hired you want desk plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
As you follow your interviewer to his or her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
Show up in your jogging outfit,
2007-05-31 10:24:57 · update #2
I don't laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
I shudder and then look the other way.
2007-05-31 10:20:24 · answer #1 · answered by RidiculousTallness 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
anythign to do with pretending to drwon and distracting a lifeguard is actualyl illegel u can get in a lot of trouble if someone drowns when u r just pretending to drown....i dont find ur jokes funny!!!! but the other ones are alright
2007-05-31 10:17:47 · answer #2 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's looks like my cousin's to do list for this summer!
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2007-05-31 10:19:39 · answer #3 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2016-05-17 23:15:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've done alot of those things...good times...
2007-05-31 10:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋