There was a farmer who had four daughters. One night, he heard a knock at the door and found a young man standing there. The young man said, "My name is Freddy. I've come to pick up Betty. We're going out for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." The farmer thought that this was cute, so he let them go out. Pretty soon there was another knock at the door and another young man was there. He said, "My name is Vance. I've come for Nance. We're going to a dance. Is she ready by chance ?" Again, the farmer thought this was cute and let them go. Soon, another knock on the door with yet another young man standing there. He said "My name is Moe. I'm here to get Flo. We're going to a show. Is she ready to go?" Again the farmer was amused and let them go. Once again, there was a knock on the door and a young man was standing there. He began, "My name is Chuck." The farmer shot him.
2007-05-31 09:51:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great . that one really hurts .10/10 side and head pains..
2007-05-31 15:11:42 · answer #1 · answered by Robert B 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I like it. It made me lol
Although if i was the farmer I would have shot sooner.
2007-06-06 11:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dads worst nightmare :) 10/10
2007-06-06 08:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard this before too lol. it's hilarious. my friend bought a book called "things women shouldn't hear" it's like really funny jokes lol
2007-05-31 17:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by im me! duh! 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
love it honey.
my name is vicky and im going out with ricky, at the weeked he gets me hot and st....
maybe this isnt the best place for it, ay!
xx
2007-06-01 08:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
u get a star for that one lol
2007-05-31 16:57:40 · answer #6 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
a star and 10/10...funny..funny
2007-06-05 10:29:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, this never gets old
2007-05-31 17:31:18 · answer #8 · answered by Shynigami 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Keep it up Honey - VG
2007-06-01 12:05:28 · answer #9 · answered by Mark J 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it before but still funny as hell
2007-05-31 16:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by boreddude 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋