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There were 3 guys who were roofers sitting on the roof of there latest job. they where on their lunch break and they all grabbed thier lunchboxes. The first guy takes his lunch box and says "If i open this lunch box and its leftover Spaghetti again im going to jump off this roof and kill myself! I eat spaghetti EVERY single day! And im sick of it!" So he opens his lunch and lo and behold its spaghetti, so he jumps off the roof and dies.
The second guy grabs his lunchbox and says " If i open this lunchbox and its a salad im going to jump off this roof too, I eat salad EVERY single day and im completely sick of it! so he opens his lunch and that is exactly what it is, so he jumps off the roof and dies.
The third guy grabs his lunchbox and says " If i open this lunch box and it is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich again im going to jump off this roof and kill myself! I eat peanut butter and jelly EVERY single day! and im sick of it!" so the third guy opens his lunch and

2007-05-31 09:43:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

that si exactly what it was, so he jumped off the roof and died....


A few days later and the roof workers funeral the 3 wives stood together the first guys wife said " If i only knew he hated eating leftover spaghetti!! he never told me! If i knew i would have made him something different." the second guys wife said " yea, same here, if i knew my husband hated salad so much i wouldnt have made it for him." the third guys wife said " Well you cant blame me, my husband packed his own lunch!"

2007-05-31 09:46:44 · update #1

5 answers

its old but still funny lol lol

2007-05-31 09:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 0 0

isn't the third guy supposed to be a blonde in this joke?

2007-05-31 16:54:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

old but still funny lol

2007-05-31 16:50:48 · answer #3 · answered by boreddude 5 · 0 0

oh yea ive heard that one before

2007-05-31 17:27:42 · answer #4 · answered by BOOM, roasted. 7 · 0 0

that joke be funny!!

2007-05-31 17:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by Smart Kitty 7 · 0 0

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