I'd love to call you. ;)
2007-05-31 09:39:50
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answered by Anonymous
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What exactly are we trying to stop Jesus from doing? He's been dead for quite sometime. Besides, why would there be any interest from an atheistic group? I'm not afraid of a dead man. I haven't heard anything about any of this whatsoever so the chatter must be down of late (or of "on-time" since this is the first I've heard of it). What is the cell-phones' role in all of this? And, one more thing, how do I get your number for the teleconference; a code alone will do me no good if I don't know the atheist's number to call. Wait, did you say Tuesday? Damn! That was two days ago! I missed it! Did Jesus succeed? Why am I just now getting this message?!?
2007-05-31 09:59:09
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answered by Anonymous
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We really do need to consolidate all of these secret meetings.
We have the Satanic/Atheist Evolutionary Conspirators meeting on Monday evenings, The plot to get Colson meetings on Tuesdays, and our Friday Drinking game meeting.. a bit much, dontcha think?
2007-06-01 04:57:04
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answered by Kallan 7
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Cell phone plot to stop Jesus is the operational name. Much like all the military actions have code names. If only the Christians knew the real plan... Mwah ha ha ha.
Oh no I've said to much.... what's that little red dot on my che
2007-05-31 15:49:09
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answered by Sarcasma 5
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Ok. But how can there be a secret atheist cell phone plot to stop Jesus if their premise is there is no Jesus? How can you have a plot to stop someone who doesn't exist? HHMMMM? Must be part of the conspiracy.
2007-05-31 09:44:03
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answered by ? 4
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What secret atheist cell phone plot to stop Jesus?
;)
2007-05-31 09:42:17
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answered by pastor of muppets 6
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I'm getting tired of my current assignment, leaving silly clues on the Internet so that people can find them.
Is there any chance I can be moved to something else, like the Social Committee?
2007-05-31 09:41:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, it's not a secret anymore!Thank you very much.Atheist agents are being sent to your house as we speak to arrest you for breaking the non disclosure agreement you signed about the secrecy of our plans.
2007-05-31 09:45:01
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answered by Demopublican 6
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Count me in, anything that annoys Colson is fine by me.
2007-06-02 04:15:37
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answered by Ginger Ninja 4
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an atheist plot! and a secret one at that!
Quick, hop in the Christmobile!
(starts playing batman theme song)
2007-05-31 09:43:08
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answered by (insert creative name here) 3
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I used to have a habitual dream the place I abducted that Verizon geek, drove him to the midsection of the barren area, buried him alive, and mutually as stomping the sand pat on his grave, i'd shout at maximum appropriate volume, "are you able to hearken to ME NOW?!!?!".
2016-11-03 05:41:32
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answered by ? 4
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