if you believe otherwise, you should reconsider, I'm just passing on the word that the FSM requires your love to get to the pasta paradise. If you refuse to listen or speak against the FSM, he will spray you will stale beer.
2007-05-31 07:57:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Could you answer a serious question for me: why does this question end up in Religion and Spirituality and not Mythology?
One could argue that the FSM is no different than Zeus or Odin.
2007-05-31 08:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-12 07:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what part of I don't like spagehetti is so hard for the FSM to understand? I desire no pasta paradise, as it would mean being surrounded by those wretched meatballs for eternity. I'll take the stale beer. it can't be any worse than spaghetti...
2007-05-31 08:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, you are right. His noodly appendage came out and touched me while I was flirting with the idea of having angel hair pasta for dinner. How could anybody possible doubt a being covered with such a perfect blend of seasonings?
2007-05-31 08:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by jtrusnik 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I kinda like stale beer. However, I absolutely do not want to piss off the FSM.
2007-05-31 08:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Praise be to the FSM and peace be upon his Noodly Appendage.
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2007-05-31 08:06:18 · answer #6 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In pasta Paradise is there streams of tomato sauce and mountains of paragon
2007-05-31 08:05:55 · answer #7 · answered by freddy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Will there be garlic bread in FSM paradise?
2007-05-31 08:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, this sounds logical and believable compared to some of the other religious doctrine I've been hearing.
2007-05-31 08:02:22 · answer #9 · answered by Clueless 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I truly believe! I was touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen!
2007-05-31 08:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋