Old Joe the poacher decided to go bag some rabbits to sell for beer money and off he went. After a hour of putting his hand down their burrows he had no luck. Then he spotted the vicar and he came out with a rabbit every time. So he asked for the vicars secret. “Easy, I stick my hand up the wifes skirt and have a little fiddle, the rabbits can’t resist”. Off trots Joe back home were he finds the wife bent over cleaning the stove. He went behind her, put his hand up her skirt and split her whiskers. Without looking up she says “Hello vicar, you off for rabbits again”.
2007-05-31 07:16:29 · 10 answers · asked by tucksie 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was very funny…LMAO!!! "Split her whiskers!" Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, my God! Simply Great!
2007-05-31 07:56:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tucksie, I have used up all my email allowance for the day on Yahoo Answers so I can't email you back, not today anyway. I am so very sorry because when I saw the fancy site, I assumed it was a porn site!!! My sister told me not to talk to strangers on the web 'cos I'd get funny people and porn and stuff......so because I've never done it before, I thought, I'd done exactly what she told me not to do?!!!! So, you can email me but I can't reply not on Yahoo Answers. Cath
2007-05-31 16:47:09 · answer #2 · answered by Lifeisgreat! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Split her whiskers...
That's quite possibly the most horrible way I've heard that said.
Good show old chap.
2007-05-31 14:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rampant old vicar!
;)
2007-05-31 16:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops...ugh, damn you Joe!!! the vicar's given us enough rabbits already!!!
2007-05-31 14:31:06 · answer #5 · answered by gusomar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was hilarious. 10//10
2007-05-31 14:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...That's so disgusting.;0)
2007-05-31 16:32:48 · answer #7 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like an explicit version of bugs bunny, just imagine
"i'm just hunting for wabbits, hunny, can you please come with me so i can fiddle with you"
2007-05-31 14:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!!! That's.....heehee..... er ..... haha ..... umph ..... just ..... aaaww ..... HaHaHaHa!
Hilarious!
............and Naughty! LOL.
2007-05-31 19:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhaahhahahahahhahhahahhah. good one
2007-05-31 14:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by neverendinglovee. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋