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What would happen if I invited them all over for Thanksgiving and served Turducken with banana stuffing?

2007-05-31 07:12:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

A messy floor form all the head explosions?

2007-05-31 07:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

I guess the ultimate foe would be a crocoduck holding a bottle of banana rum under one wing, and a bacon cheeseburger in the other. That would be the ultimate nightmare to atheists, Christians, Hindus (beef), Buddhists (alcohol), Jews and Muslims (pork).

2007-05-31 17:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would eat it and thank the FSM for His Noodly Appendage having roasted that turducken to a perfect brown with the help of additional meat from the jackalope.

2007-05-31 14:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1 0

Christians can hide in the closet with the door shut and the lights off, and atheists will use the scientific method to prove there's no danger, making the world safe for all.

2007-05-31 14:17:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Diarrhea

2007-05-31 14:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by Peri 6 · 4 0

Someone has a Cabella's catalog!

2007-05-31 14:20:12 · answer #6 · answered by Aria 3 · 0 0

Shouldn't that be served at the Festivus dinner?

2007-05-31 14:17:00 · answer #7 · answered by super Bobo 6 · 1 1

bull frogs and sheepdogs and crocoducks

oh my!

you could make a sitcom out of Kirk's animals.

2007-05-31 14:15:41 · answer #8 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 5 0

The jackalopes would stampeed and all would be killed

2007-05-31 14:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by wizjp 7 · 7 0

we'd get hives

2007-05-31 14:15:22 · answer #10 · answered by Angie 1 · 3 0

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