Why don't more people try this?
2007-05-31 07:06:00 · 15 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
two Ouija boards and a few wedges of several types of CHEESES makes a delicious sandwich.
2007-05-31 07:14:03 · update #1
I did, but I dialed collect and he hung up on me.
2007-05-31 07:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I know for a fact that Jesus is not contacted by a Ouija board. You may contact a certain spirit that calls itself Jesus or some form of Jesus. But the spirit you contact will not be the true Jesus of the Bible. The only way to contact Jesus Christ the Son of God is through prayer. I have spoken to people who, in their past, played with Ouija boards. One interesting story is that of a time he was using the board and in contact with a spirit. My friend asked the spirit about Jesus and the spirit became angry. My friend was told, by this spirit, never to mention Jesus's name ever again when using a Ouija board. Then the spirit abruptly left. A Ouija board is a very demonic thing. The spirits you contact are evil and there is no other explanation for it.
2007-05-31 14:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by Rev Jerry Crow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which Jesus? its been a pretty common name for a long time. You arent really contacting anyone on a Ouija board, no more than Jesus was actually anymore than a regular guy. People followed Hitler too, doesnt make him immortal.
2007-05-31 14:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by Gregg L (JPA) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could try, but even if you succeed in contacting someone or something claiming to be Jesus, there's no guarantee he/she/it is the real deal. The advantage of prayer is that Jesus usually doesn't talk back, so the whole thing is basically an exercise in imagination.
2007-05-31 14:14:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus still romes the earth with his zombie army headed by Lazarus so a Ouija board wont work and its a long distance call for most people to reach him
2007-05-31 14:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by Naemr Radbodson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Why would anyone seek the living among the dead? Jesus is not dead nor are those whose names were written in the Lamb's Book of Life before their essense...their spirits returned to Heaven to be with Jesus.
2007-05-31 14:25:41 · answer #6 · answered by faith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouija boards are designed to contact the dead.
Jesus is alive.
So would not work
***Duh!!***
2007-05-31 14:13:15 · answer #7 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouija is a Matel product. Its not real nor does it really work.
2007-05-31 14:09:45 · answer #8 · answered by hollybear 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quija board is the phone number for the devil! So, you can contact his enemy using that.
2007-05-31 14:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by Trying to Help 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go right ahead and drink
2007-05-31 14:14:25 · answer #10 · answered by Grendel's Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only demons and Satanic forces can be summoned by witchcraft. All you need to do to "contact" God is pray....
2007-05-31 14:08:04 · answer #11 · answered by tracymoo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋