The Broken Lawnmower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, the house, always something more important to me than fixing the damn lawn mower .
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, when you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.
The doctors say I will, after extensive rehabilitation, walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to this story:
Marriage is a relationship, in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband
2007-05-31 06:53:37 · 11 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was great i sent it to my girls!! ty!!
2007-05-31 07:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by ChEvYgUrL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It certainly wasn't that way in my marriage! Hence, I am happily divorced!!!
Anyone believe in working together in a non-stereotypical equalitarian relationship? A Marriage of an intelligent sort?
Frankly, if I was not going to get a left hook, I would have just taken the lawn mower in and got it fixed on my own and then mowed the lawn myself! Then, if there was a job that I regularly did, like say vacuuming? I would have handed it over to you after making sure the vacuum was working... so no excuses! Or maybe, your laundry would stay where it fell...or whatever.
The nail scissors were very clever! Love the theatrics and the humour! Although I can't condone the violence. I take it this was fictitious?I hope so. Worth while though. LOL!
Peace and fair mindedness...
2007-05-31 14:40:06 · answer #2 · answered by Jamie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I haven't seen active service as of yet.
But when the job has to be done and the solutions aren't viable, dementia can seem quite poetic.
2007-05-31 14:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously true.Nobody could have the imagination to make that up.Limp is the best contraceptive so maybe you are in more trouble than you think.
2007-05-31 15:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by Matteasr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Learned that, did you? LOL.
Some lessons are painful .........Poor Guy! LOL.
2007-05-31 19:46:49 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-05-31 13:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by Pandora 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-05-31 14:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by snow_patrol_lady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha yea, thats so true lol
2007-05-31 14:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny, yeah it probably is true
2007-05-31 13:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by kaytii 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so true lol
2007-05-31 13:56:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋