I saw this comedian yesterday who is actually serious when saying that God is either a woman or a gay guy. I thought it was going to be a joke but he says he's serious, and I thought his view was very interesting. He says "look at all the colors of the earth, how beautiful and how many different colors there are on earth. Then he shows a picture of the sea and all of the beautiful fishes. Then he says, if God was a guy all fishes would look like this: then he shows a picture of an ugly ugly monstrous fish! lol...Then he says, only a woman has this dam n much to say, then he shows the huge Bible! I thought his view was so cool. I always had a clue about Jesus beig y'no...cause he's such a good human being and caring and nurturing, but God, I never thought of this, until now, and yeah probably he's right..Not that I know, none of us know...What are your opinions on this? Do your opinions look similar to mine? Let me know..Thanks
2007-05-31 02:39:44 · 16 answers · asked by waragainstterror 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I dislike when people continue to insult people's sexual orientation instead of spending their time adopting a homeless child.
2007-05-31 02:45:32 · update #1
IM JUST HAVING FUN....JESUS CHRIST FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!!!!!!....Oh never mind, when this happens, I feel that I've really hit a good point, since yall get so defensive....RELAX!!!!!!!!!!!.....
2007-05-31 02:56:51 · update #2
I think that Americans especially are uncomfortable with God being God. We somehow think that we can have a vote on His character.
Sorry, but He is too big to be anthropomorphized, by us puny selfish and small minded creatures.
2007-05-31 02:42:17 · answer #1 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I was a virgin until 24. Not that big a deal. Kissed a lot. Socially awkward sounds like you say or do the wrong thing at the wrong time on a regular basis. I've done a bit of that, too. Women can sense desperateness. Just relax, and meet people. Be friendly but not pushy. Be helpful. If you like a girl, smile at her a bit more. Say hi. Have hobbies and activities you are involved in so you have something to talk about besides being desperate. If you make some friends from new activities, you may get invited to a party. Arrive early and be helpful. Stay late and help cleanup, as long as you are still welcome. Or leave early before it appears you are just hanging around. If someone looks bored, asks them out for a cup of coffee. See where a conversation leads. Get good at something so you can give lessons. See the funny side of things, and maybe you'll make people laugh. Go do something. You'll meet people doing the same thing. Compliment people. Intelligently, sincerely. Be nice, not weird.
2016-05-17 12:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People try to humanize God.
They try to make him more like them so they can understand him.
The truth is that God is every person male, female, black, white, ectera ecetera.....
I don't think God is gay because it states clearly in the bible that men shall not lay with other men.
Think of it this way...Look how much color God put into the world...(Plants, animals) It only stands to reason that he wouldn't stop with them.
God put color into mankind as well. We are not all white or black or yellow or red. God is an artist to say the least just look at what he did to you and me.
2007-05-31 02:52:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually God has no specific gender, although He speaks to having mostly masculine characteristics in Scripture! To imply that God, the Creator of the Universe might be homosexual, is blasphemy! If that was the case, then He would not have spoken out so many times against homosexuality in the Bible! He wouldn't have destroyed Sodom & Gomorrah for this sin (aong with other sexual perversion)!
2007-05-31 02:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by †Lawrence R† 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Just a thought. An infinite, omnipresent, all powerful, all knowing being....really wouldn't have a "gender" to speak of. Calling God a woman is as inane as calling God a man, it's just plain silly to limit an infinite being in that way.
2007-05-31 02:44:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
God is Spirit or something else that our minds can’t fully grasp. Obviously He can’t have a mortal body of any kind and be eternal. When we try to make God into something that we can relate to, we diminish His true greatness in our own mind. God is beyond our comprehension.
2007-05-31 02:49:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not a good theory, just a wild guess. He probably said he was serious when no one was laughing and he realized he was not being funny.
2007-05-31 02:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by Michael B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, great! We don't like the Bible image of God. Let's try to make Him in our image, instead.
2007-05-31 02:44:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
God does not have a body....sorry y'all....He said, let us create them in our image, male and female created He them....so he is neither male nor female, but both and neither.
It is humans who are screwed up, not God
2007-05-31 02:44:31 · answer #9 · answered by greengo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe people just have to readjust their idea of the perfect male.
2007-05-31 02:58:27 · answer #10 · answered by Midge 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋