What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you on a bus or train?

Answer 1

In 1991, I was travelling on what is now known as the Hammersmith & City Line. Someone jumped under the train I was on.
Later on, the very same day, I was travelling on a bus and the driver knocked an elderly woman over.

Answer 2

I was riding the school bus home one day and incidently sitting in an exit row...

The bus I was on blew a transmission line and leaked fluid all over the floor...

I ended up completely forgetting about the exit row and stumbling out the front of the bus fairly certain it was about to explode.

Answer 3

Weird. This appears to be a really unique question, and yet I swear I have answered it before more than once. No offense! I am just surprised it has come up more than once!

My story is great. I was on the EL in Chicago. We stopped at a stop, and a guy in a gorilla suit got on and stood there, holding the bar as we started up again. A stop or two later, a man with a video camera got on the train and started filming the guy in the gorilla suit. The gorilla suit guy started to freak out and, well, he acted like a gorilla. Then at the next stop, the video guy ran off the train with the gorilla suit guy chasing him. It was obviously staged, but it was quite... interesting, and entertaining!

Answer 4

Hi,
It is for me waking up on a train out of Kings Cross, and finding myself in a siding. No idea where I was after a heavy lunch in London,
The thing was all lit up, but no-one else aboard.
Stare out of the windows. Just street lights in the distance.
Doors do not open.
Eventually I heard a rattling around in the drivers' compartment
So I knocked on his door, and travelled up front back into the station.. All was well.

Weird,
Bob

Answer 5

A bus driver once accused me of carrying drugs in my bag, and stopped the bus till the police turned up. I was not carrying anything of the sort, of course, and it seems he just didn't like the look of me for some reason. Its strange the way some people react to a leather jacket and dark glasses. Anyway, the driver got cautioned for wasting police time.

Answer 6

An old guy cornered me and insisted for the whole journey that the world was going to end very soon, whilst my friends looked on and giggled. Even when I was getting off the bus, he tried to make me stay and listen to him! That was 5 years ago, so I think he was wrong.......

Answer 7

mine was on the school coach . my friend Ollie had his football with him as our school had a football game gong on. unlucky him his football rolled off his lap and down to the driver and hit the drivers seat . the driver stopped the coach and blamed me thinking it was my football. after the misunderstanding . my mates bottle went trough the air and hit the girl sat behind the driver . i then got the blame for it. the next day i was told that the driver driving our school bus was my cousin which i hadn't seen for about 7 years . i felt as if there was a connection between me and the driver and there was he was my cousin . but i still ask why did he and others blame me for Ollie's and my mates behaviour ? i think my cuz was trying to get my attention ! weirdo ! now we are all good mates ! it had a happy ending ! LOL ..x

also i was on te park & ride in bath and a boy had to sit next to me as i had the only last seat next to me . he was really nice and asked me out ,i said no as i had not much idea of who the hell he was . he took a photo of me on his phone and must of printed it off and as i started a new secondry school the photo of me was stuck around the school saying "missing ,my love of my life ,here at this school ". i think this is weird , but sweet .like he is 15 and i am 13 . i should of went out with him for a bit he really loved me . and he was rellly HOT ! HOT,HOT,HOT ! i still have his number . i might give it ago ? .......... nah .


thanx for reading my funny happenings . i got more! LOL

Answer 8

i got to my destination without having something spilled on me
or a foot trodden on or even a full sized adult side drop on me
completely when their balance skills are no longer of any use
if they are standing up or walking through the aisle as the vehicle /train is going onto and negotiating a very tight bend
but most startling was the one and one only time my train arrived right on schedule,eerie weird

Answer 9

I was with my ex who was black, we were on our way to the theatre in town and happily chatting away about the play we were going to see. As we approached our stop we got up to get off the train, he got off and as I walked past this middle aged woman, she called me a sl ut!!! Obviously she was a stuck up old narrow minded witch and was referring to the fact that I was in a mixed race relationship. Anyway, I went berserk and started screaming at her to justify her comment, she was terrified and said she was talking to someone else. I kept repeating to her (in front of about 20 other passengers a few of which had also heard her comment) "explain your reasons for calling me a sl ut"" she didn't know where to put herself. The guard was involved and I wouldn't get off the train until she explained herself, my ex was so embarrassed by my actions and said "just leave the poor old cow, she's obviously got a screw loose" I was so upset over that, unfortunately that wasn't a unique incident, people are so cruel and blinkered these days, I feel sorry for them.

Answer 10

not me, but i remember a huge fight broke out between a lesbian couple and some girl. the lesbian opened the window cos her girlfriend was sick, while this silly little blonde woman freaked out saying it was too cold (in august)...ooh well it all kicked off, lesbian got a ***** slap etc some man went to throw a punch, girls sunglasses got snapped etc..this went on for twenty minutes,

haha was so fuckin funny..half the bus got involved and the driver stopped the bus to watch.. i was crying with laughter for days