1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.?

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2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance!
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight saving time.
10. You should never, ever say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

Answer 1

Lol, I like you!

Answer 2

I like the one about a hobby a fine line and mental illness.

It's called a psychosis,

Answer 3

Very Good have a Star

Answer 4

Totally agree wtih number 4!!!!

This list was very entertaining....got anymore??? (gave you a star!)

Answer 5

Very good, you've earned a well deserved star.

Answer 6

Good ones.!!!
8/10.!!!
Funny.

Answer 7

that was the best thing i read all day. That deserves star***

Answer 8

i think that this is one of the most awesome things i've ever read...you rock.

Answer 9

ver funny dr jones!

Answer 10

6 is wrong too.