One morning a man hobbles into a church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy water, splashes some on both legs, then throws his crutches away. An altar boy witnesses the scene and runs into the rectory to tell the priest. " Son," says the priest, " You've just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man now ?" The boy replies, " Lying on his back by the font."
2007-05-30 21:58:32 · 14 answers · asked by Sir Reginald Whiskers 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL. is this supposed to be funny? nYou cracked me up though
Penguins are invading!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-30 22:00:55 · answer #1 · answered by LOTR Fan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes. and not just some bogus everyday miracle like a sunrise either!
2007-05-31 05:10:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's the best a mircale can get though.
2007-05-31 05:07:40 · answer #3 · answered by X Theist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, no.... obviously, it didn't work, if the man has fallen.. which is the point of the tale.
2007-05-31 05:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by ravenna_wing1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. it's not a miracle dude. it's really funny though.
2007-05-31 05:14:33 · answer #5 · answered by Freedom yeah freedom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Good one! We need more humor in this section!
2007-05-31 05:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but bashing is lame
2007-05-31 05:14:33 · answer #7 · answered by missleanne89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. That is funny.
2007-05-31 05:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by Patti C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you reminds me of Jim Jones , the real Jesus of modern day.
2007-05-31 05:01:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
ITS A JOKE NOT A MIRACLE
2007-05-31 05:02:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋