OK so heres the situation ok?

Question

I am in love with this girl here in town. I did all the right things to get her attention. I sent a love letter written in squirrel's blood, I stood outside her bedroom window on a rainy night licking goat blood from a knife, I called her at all hours of the night breathing heavy but never actually saying anything,I even took pictures of her sleeping and then wall papered my home with them and she still wont date me. My friends all say I should wait 6 years til she turns 18 but they dont understand.
What do you suggest?

Answer 1

lol does your wife know about all this?

Answer 2

I think you need to lay off the crack pipe...