He brought my wife and I closer after I threw a plate of lasagna at her head and felt sorry afterwards.
2007-05-30 17:11:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Every time I eat spaghetti, I get terrible heartburn. The intense pain brings me closer to FSM. I suffer for him and while I know deep in my heart, the burning sensation has a special purpose, I can't expect to understand it, as I am just a human being with limited intellect.
2007-05-30 17:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He who shall remain nameless has blessed me today by choosing me as a host for his message to you. He sayeth, and I kid you not, that your penance for your violent outburst, wifey-wise, shall be that you forthwith consume a plate of green vegetables. This is so anti-pasta that it will give you pause to reflect, yet thereby grow. Whereupon you will be taken once again into the sea of marinara, wherein the FSM (peace be upon him) shall bathe alongside with you, as unworthy as you may seem, for the FSM (peace be upon him) is merciful and forgiving. Ramen.
2007-05-31 00:18:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
After worshipping him at dinner he gave my husband the idea to help clean the dishes, Praise be to the FSM (pbuh)
2007-05-31 00:15:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Far too many are unfamiliar with FSM....we'll have to start knocking on doors like the JWs. Pastafarians unite!
2007-05-31 00:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, just like that OTHER unseen deity, I've not been blessed by the FSM today.
2007-05-31 00:13:26 · answer #5 · answered by Rogue Scrapbooker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was REALLY hungry today, I had some lasagna. It fillled me. Should I say b/c of it, 'I saw the light'? (snicker)
2007-05-31 00:17:22 · answer #6 · answered by strpenta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea, verily, my children and I did partake of the sacred mac & cheese, with real cheddar for added cheesy goodness. We did partake and it was good thereof.
RAmen.
2007-05-31 00:16:36 · answer #7 · answered by Fotomama 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His infinite spirit filled me and allowed me to get through one more loveless evening of my wife's presence.
2007-05-31 00:19:41 · answer #8 · answered by whois1957 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really pathetic...I hope you are just making a really bad joke.....
2007-05-31 00:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋