Do you believe in the Rupture?

Question

Two will be in the laundromat folding clothes, and the building will rupture, and one will be taken and the other left.

It will be only the beginning and calls to 911 will go crazy.

And Jesus shall descend, escorted by forty billion angels blowing trumpets. Atheists will freak out. Meanwhile Jesus' half-cousin Bob will ready the gallows. Ninety-nine percent of humanity will be lynched in one day.

At the great hall Jehovah's Witnesses shall file in and take their seats, all hundred and forty-four thousand of them, behind and above the lecturn.

Then shall Jesus stand and raise the holy salute...

Question: Either you believe in the Rupture or you don't.

Answer 1

Does anyone else find it scary as hell that these people actually think that they can think???

This and another thread I recently came across has an incredibly long list of the most moronic, uneducated, silliest-assed drivel I've seen yet!

The whole lot of them are epitomized by "san jose". These people must think they have a sharp eye for detail!

That so many of the responses here think you made a typo, makes me wonder if they've ever heard the term "rupture" before.

Scary little people. Very VERY scary....

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Answer 2

As far as the millennium goes, we tend to agree with Augustine and, derivatively, with the amillennialists. The Catholic position has thus historically been "amillennial" (as has been the majority Christian position in general, including that of the Protestant Reformers), though Catholics do not typically use this term. The Church has rejected the premillennial position, sometimes called "millenarianism" (see the Catechism of the Catholic Church 676). In the 1940s the Holy Office judged that premillennialism "cannot safely be taught," though the Church has not dogmatically defined this issue.

With respect to the rapture, Catholics certainly believe that the event of our gathering together to be with Christ will take place, though they do not generally use the word "rapture" to refer to this event (somewhat ironically, since the term "rapture" is derived from the text of the Latin Vulgate of 1 Thess. 4:17—"we will be caught up," [Latin: rapiemur]).

Peace and blessings!

Answer 3

Rupture, rupture.....are you sure? I don't believe in the rupture, except maybe for the rupture of the zits on your face. I'm not sure what the end times are going to be like, no one does. If the RAPTURE happens, then we'll all go, "Oh, that's how it's going to be." and if your Christian you'll fall prostrate and repent all your sins, and beg God's mercy on your soul. If not, well, I don't know....

Answer 4

Jesus will come like a thief in the night. And all at once we that are saved will meet him in the air. The bible says he will separate "them" to the left and to the right. Saved go with Jesus and the unsaved will not.
There is no one left behind. That is not biblical. In fact no one believed in a left behind, tribulation 1000 yr reign of Christ until the 1800's. Some Irish priest came up with it.
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Answer 5

The Rapture? Maybe it will happen...there are many interpretations to the book of Revelations and that is one...yes I believe Jesus will come back

Answer 6

Chuckle! Yeah, right. That is a somewhat different version than I have heard about in the past, but just as reasonably, and I am sure just as solidly supported by Bublical authority.

Answer 7

Rapture? No. Jesus said His coming would be like the sign of Noah (he stayed and the others left).

Answer 8

Uh Rupture?? Do you mean Rapture??

Because I do believe things will Rupture not sure about the Rapture.

Answer 9

I believe in the Rupture, but I think it will happen to everyone individually. Our bowels will let lose without repsite.

Answer 10

I believe in the rupture of religious myths.