A man and his wife are driving out in the country one night. Out of the corner of her eye, his wife sees a wounded animal along side of the road and tells her husband to turn around and go back. When they get back they find a baby skunk that has about froze to death.
The wife being an animal lover tells her hubby "We've got to take this poor thing home and nurse it back to health!"
He says "OK, whatever!"
"But how am I going to keep him warm?" she asks.
He tells her to lift her skirt and put it between her legs.
She asks "But what about the smell?"
He smiled real big and said "Just hold his little nose! It works for me"
The funeral will be Monday!
2007-05-30 14:46:30 · 17 answers · asked by sniffels323 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's great, didnt see it coming.
Thats just as the blind man who walked past the fish market tipped his hat and said, "good evening ladies"
I know that was so bad
2007-05-30 14:57:27 · answer #1 · answered by Dutchess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man was sitting in a rocking chair on his porch, he noticed the blond across the street going to the mail box several times ,so he got up went across the street as the lady was coming out he said to her why do you keep checking your mail box, she said every time i turn on the computer it said i have mail.
2007-05-30 15:01:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i desire you do no longer comprehend that one!! i admire Little Johnny jokes, thank you for sharing. BTW, the third one is hilarious, lol. Little Johnny does math? Little Johnny returns from college and says he have been given an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "the instructor asked 'How lots is 2x3?' I reported '6'" "yet this is right!" "Then she asked me 'How lots is 3x2?'" "what's the f&%#ing difference?" asks the father. "that's what I reported!
2016-10-06 08:44:57 · answer #3 · answered by lichtenberger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-05-30 14:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by ninjagirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke, but what does The funeral will be Monday mean?
2007-05-30 14:49:12 · answer #5 · answered by thestateoforegon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oooooh! 8 D that's below the belt! lol!
2007-05-30 15:10:55 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Pedigree! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dude that's good I actually laughed out loud and I dont do that often
2007-05-30 14:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by rachel l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-05-30 15:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny....were will the funeral be held? :)
2007-05-30 14:50:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehhe
2007-05-30 15:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by gorilon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋