Jim, an elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked, "How many?"
Jim replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through s*x."
Jim said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes.
2007-05-30 14:02:09 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha very funny even my grandpa laughed have a star!
2007-06-03 04:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-06-04 21:47:35 · answer #2 · answered by NEIL P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your joke is very good.
I got a kick out of the joke that explained why they give Viagra to elderly men in nursing homes right after supper to keep them from rolling out of bed later.
2007-05-30 14:35:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here you go 5 stars
2007-06-04 19:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's worth a star! Made me laugh!
2007-05-30 19:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't wait to tell that to older relative Thx
2007-05-30 14:28:30 · answer #6 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL Can't wait to send this to my brothers and father. They all love golf and this will make their day!
2007-06-05 02:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, what a ending!!
I will use this at work tomorrow. Very funny!!!
2007-05-30 14:05:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAhahahahaha...Very funny.
2007-06-03 07:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by Em 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-06-02 08:10:35 · answer #10 · answered by allbut21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋