Bob, the country doctor went to a very remote area to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When Bob arrived, no one was home except for the mother in labour and her 5year old child. Bob instructed the child to hold a lantern so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, Bob lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
Bob then asked the 5year old what he thought of the baby.
"Hit him again," the 5year old said. "he shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place."
2007-05-30 13:39:17 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A very very good joke and a totally unexpected punchline..............STAR
2007-05-30 15:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 stars
2007-06-04 19:43:26 · answer #2 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Children of 5 do not understand the facts of life. So for a year or two you just say well I don't KNOW!
2007-05-30 13:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2007-05-31 19:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by Sue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gawd. Let me get up off the floor. VV funny! Thx for a great big laugh.
2007-05-30 13:43:04 · answer #5 · answered by Who Yah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out of the mouths of children.. lol funy funny great laugh
2007-06-01 16:04:07 · answer #6 · answered by Don't make me beg!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. 10/10
2007-06-04 10:21:27 · answer #7 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a hick who would have said the same thing in complete seriousness.
2007-05-30 13:49:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-05-30 15:25:02 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-06-02 08:09:56 · answer #10 · answered by allbut21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋