A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following.:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country we don't talk about our s*x lives in public."
"Hey, coola down, lady," said the man. "Imma just tella my friend howa spella Mississippi."
2007-05-30 13:30:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I saida to the waitaressa I wanna knife and a fock. She say everybody wanna fock. I say no I wanna fock on the table! She say everybody wanna fock on the table.
2007-05-30 13:41:44 · answer #1 · answered by to the moon 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-06-04 09:33:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worth a star *
2007-06-03 14:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are they speaking english not italian!!
:)
why ignore me. I found it funny and was the first one to star the joke.
Just wanted to add something other than lol
thank you
2007-05-30 20:34:26 · answer #4 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
nice one 10/10
2007-05-30 20:35:48 · answer #5 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but its still worth the laugh!!! star 4 u.
2007-05-30 20:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by ButteredCroissants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny, but i had to read it twice to get it. star 4 u
2007-05-31 10:52:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now I can remember how to spell Mississippi too
2007-06-04 20:49:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one.!!!
Funny 9/10.!!!
2007-05-31 11:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignore toietmoi. :-)
V funny joke.
2007-05-30 20:37:13 · answer #10 · answered by Who Yah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋