A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub!"
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A woman and a man meet at a rapid dating service. The man sits down and says, "I've only got three questions."
"OK," replies the woman.
"Do you like to clean?" he asks.
"I love cleaning," she replies.
"Great. Do you like to cook for other people?"
"I love to cook," she says.
"Fantastic," says the man. "OK, last question. Do you like s*x?"
"I like it infrequently," she replies.
The man then asks, "Is that one word of two?"
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2007-05-30 13:19:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They made me chuckle fidgety.I should really be in bed now catching up on my beauty sleep!
The second joke has creased me up.
Please explain the second joke to Judas Rising fidgety.
2007-05-30 13:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-05-30 13:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were good. Took me a few seconds on the second one, but I did get it. With or without the brain fart, I got it! LOL
2007-05-30 14:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by pixeydust77 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The girl is back in town!
Good stuff fidgety. Take another star.
2007-05-30 14:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOl nice ones
2007-05-30 13:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny Funny!!!!!
2007-05-30 13:27:08 · answer #6 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is good
2007-05-30 13:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by puppylover1025 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get the last joke . . .
one word of two???
2007-05-30 13:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!they used to rip the stub off and keep it!!!!!
2007-06-04 09:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by mike r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! The second one was my favorite!!
2007-05-30 13:27:59 · answer #10 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋