Man: Honey I'm home!
Wife: My Gosh! Honey what happened to your face?
Man: Well, there's this one lady, we were on the escalator and she was in front of me, and I can't help but notice that her skirt was tucked in her butt, so I tried to help and pulled the skirt out of her butt, then she gave me this black eye(pointing on his left eye)
Wife: What happened to the other black eye?
Man: Well, I figured, she might have liked her skirt like that, so tucked it back in!
2007-05-30 12:10:42 · 32 answers · asked by Mr. Pedigree! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CLASSIC!! thats hilarious!!! that shows wat idiots guys can be sometimes!!!... no offense, lol.
2007-05-30 12:16:00 · answer #1 · answered by Samzz101 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
Here is another cute joke...
Two pretzels were walking down the street.
One was a salted (assaulted).
Cute Right?
2007-05-30 12:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by supersonic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is why my husband ALWAYS has to black eyes because he ALWAYS has to fix MY skirt and this is why we teach our kids to keep their hands on their OWN BODY and that way our kids WILL never have kids of their own because they follow the rules or else take care and mr pedigree tell your opponents TO KEEP HANDS ON THEIR OWN BODY and then let me know what happens to them at the next match take care
2007-05-31 10:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by giggles47532000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's hilarious! Hahaha.
2007-06-05 17:25:03 · answer #4 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the man is totally silly -.- haha. but still a good laugh!
2007-06-03 19:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke it made me chuckle
2007-06-05 06:57:48 · answer #6 · answered by lumpythemp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-06-06 07:36:24 · answer #7 · answered by 0219 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gave you 2 chuckles. :))
2007-06-07 10:58:01 · answer #8 · answered by Tinka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pedigree chum
good joke pal
2007-06-04 02:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool cool man that was funny
2007-06-07 09:28:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA, I woulda tucked it back in too!!
2007-06-07 08:26:54 · answer #11 · answered by lovell2013 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋