A newly wed couple decided to talk about each other during their honeymoon and the wife asked her husband,"honey, am I pretty or am I ugly? her husband immediately replies,"both". "what do you mean both!? am i pretty or am i ugly? answer me! the wife angrily responds, the husband says to her wife,"i said both bec.." "the answer's pretty or ugly" the wife interrupts, then the husband shouts with anger,
"YOU'RE PRETTY UGLY!
2007-05-30 11:58:58 · 5 answers · asked by Mr. Pedigree! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL the honeymoon is over.
2007-05-30 12:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by Blessed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-30 06:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by craze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is histerical here is one this couple is engaged and one day the future husband come home to catch his future wife crying uncontrollably and proceeds to ask what is wrong she informs him that she has been lying to him and confesses she has been sporting a water bra and she is not endowed as he thought he comforts her and says sweetie it ok i am the size of an infant and she comforts him saying she doesn't care she will love him forever so on the night of the honey moon she comes out of the bathroom and he faces her and drops the towel she starts screaming o my god o my god and he says what and she says i thought you were the size of an infant and he says honey i am he is 7lbs 7.5 inches long well i hope this made you laugh keep em coming
2007-05-31 05:42:53 · answer #3 · answered by giggles47532000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha hahaha ..that was funny..
hummmm.. i asked the same Q. on our honeymoon, and he really didn't answered me yet???
2007-05-30 12:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-05-30 12:09:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋