2007-05-30 11:29:00 · 20 answers · asked by Midge 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd give out fried eggs and six-packs like the Coneheads...
2007-05-30 11:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought that the "watchtowers" were put out by the Jehovah Witnesses. I didn't think the atheists believed in that kind of thing ... Do they believe in anything ... I think to them its more a fictional cartoon comic book. LOL
2007-05-30 18:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by PSYCHO DAISY MAE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I've seen a lot more comic-book adaptations of the life of jeebus than I have of The Origin of Species or Why I am Not a Christian.
2007-05-30 18:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nah, they should carry very dry philosophy and have to be enthusiastic about it during the whole visit.
Maybe they can teach that it is more dignified to have evolved from an ape then to be the child of 6000 or so years of incest. Why would anyone want to be proud of being a child of incest?!
2007-05-30 18:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. We would condemn all believers and threaten them with an afterlife of.......... nothing. We would scare them to death with the fear that God.........is fictional. That if you do not read the truth (Beano or Dandy) we will return every week and stuff comics through the letter-box.
2007-05-30 18:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by ED SNOW 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thankfully atheists don't go door to door. They have better manners than that. And better things to do with their time.
On the downside, they don't keep their shoes as shiny.
2007-05-30 18:35:43 · answer #6 · answered by Jason King 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whose watchtowers? Huh?
2007-05-30 18:32:32 · answer #7 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, They would bring science books to help educate people.
2007-05-30 18:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I see you are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
I think non-believers have better things to do than go ringing doorbells.
2007-05-30 18:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no they would have the anarchy cookbook and explain to people that if god existed stuff like this would not be in this world.
2007-05-30 18:40:47 · answer #10 · answered by Big Head 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋