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what happened to the blonde that tried to drink milk.....




the cow fell on her...

2007-05-30 11:27:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

groan

2007-05-30 11:29:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

My friend tried shopping with me two days ago, and I wore a big straw hat so she couldn't see that I was a dumb blonde. i mean smart blonde! So we really wanted to go down to the next floor because that was like Abercrombie and Fitch so it took us from 4:76 all the way to 9:82 to down, except for that was when the mall security guys lifted us up right off the ground. They are STRONG! That wasn't counting when we tried getting back in through the upstairs window.








p.s. it took us so long cause I was trying to get down the escalator. It's impossible. How do they expect you to get down when it's going up?

2007-05-30 11:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by callyflower 2 · 2 0

Am I to assume the cow was sitting on her shelf???

2007-06-01 08:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha

2007-05-30 11:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

That was hillarious, thank u!! I luv blonde jokes!!! xxxxx

2007-05-30 12:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I went shopping with a blonde the other day and took full advantage and parked in a disabled space.

2007-05-30 11:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 4

Oh ma Gawd that was so funny he he ha ha cough cough(LAME)Cough yeah real funny = >

2007-05-30 14:05:39 · answer #7 · answered by *ACDC* 4 · 1 0

I know some ladies that are not even blonde that that could happen to...

2007-05-30 11:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by pblahut70 3 · 2 3

well i don't find that funny,am guessing ur not blond then.

2007-06-03 09:25:37 · answer #9 · answered by tina 4 · 1 0

why is 6 afraid of 7....because 7... 8...9.....



seven ate nine.......just thought it was same sort of kiddie type joke.....

2007-05-30 11:31:26 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 4 0

Silly but funny! lol!

2007-05-30 15:20:11 · answer #11 · answered by cats 7 · 0 1

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