"did you just fart? cause you blew me away!" i mean hello? who is stupid enought to say that???
2007-05-30 12:01:52
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answer #1
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answered by Julie 2
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I was in a men's room in Vegas at the urinal.. and this gay guy stepped up the the urinal next to me, unzipped, pulled it out, pointed at mine and then pointed at his mouth... he repeated it twice. I looked at him and said, "No WAY!" and quickly got out of there.... didn't even wash my hands!
That is a memory that I wish wasn't stored in the old file cabinet...
2007-05-30 11:25:19
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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The whole talking to a pop star on the phone thing.
2007-05-30 11:23:52
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answered by Kym S 2
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i went into a bottleshop to buy some wine the other day and i could not find any that was on special. i went up to the counter and asked the guy behind it "Whats on special today?" n he's like "I am!"
2007-05-30 11:24:21
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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this one is soooooooooooooo stupid lol
you must be so tired uve been runnin in my head all day why dont you take a seat at my table (in the lunch room)
isnt it stupid!
2007-05-30 11:23:48
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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How ya doing?!!!
in the words of Joey Tirbiyani
2007-05-30 11:23:11
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answered by ♫ Chloe ♫ 6
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I think the worst pickupline I have ever seen a guy use on a girl is;....hey...love the music....
2007-05-30 11:24:05
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answer #7
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answered by Renegade 3
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"Are you tired? ... Because you've been running through my mind all day." ... I didn't even know that person for starters...second... um. no. not working.
oh yeah and another time at new years 2005
"Excuse me, I lost my number... can I have yours?"
2007-05-30 11:22:54
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answer #8
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answered by fiirefly 2
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no one has said this to me but i saw a websit with pick up lines from like 50 years ago and one of them was:
i bet even your farts are cute, sweet tart!
2007-05-30 11:25:16
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answered by SILVER 3
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the worst one i ever used was "Look baby, write down your number before I don't want it anymore." Never will ever use that 1 again.... worst line ever, I know.....
2007-05-30 11:25:05
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answered by jbunit2006 2
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Your feet must be tired because you have been running in my head all day!
2007-05-30 11:24:15
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answered by Truth Hurts 5
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