came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey"What happened?"The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer.The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."The monkey nods Yes"." "What were you doing during all this time?
"Driving" motioned the Monkey
2007-05-30 10:53:30 · 16 answers · asked by chloe1st 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chloe,
This is the absolute best!!! Thanks so much! I needed something like this. You get my star, that's for sure. Thanks.
2007-05-30 10:57:32 · answer #1 · answered by Pete W 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Monkeys and cars
2007-05-30 10:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by Michael K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go buy a short can of silly string at the dollar store (the 3-4" tall ones). Wrap it in black electrical tape, then start bragging about your new "pepper foam." When you've got their attention, take it out as if to show them, and spray it at them.
2016-05-17 07:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad monkey..caused a crashed that killed his owners...clever lil story.
2007-05-30 12:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im a monkey and i can assure this monkey he has an iv=nvalid license
2007-05-30 10:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Darn monkey
This deserves a star
2007-05-30 10:56:11 · answer #6 · answered by ɸ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I heard the other version, at least you cleaned it up. It was still funny and worth telling. lol.
2007-05-30 11:00:07 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where's the kissing?
Besides that,this is greatt
2007-05-30 12:00:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
go monkey go
2007-05-30 12:09:39 · answer #9 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-05-30 11:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by Dananana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard this one years ago but still made me laugh.
thanks! =)
2007-05-30 12:24:37 · answer #11 · answered by DeBBie™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋