This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever.
''Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?''
''Dogs can't talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I'll give you a drink. If not, I get to kick your ***.''
''Okay,'' says the guy. He turns to his dog. ''Okay fella. Tell me -- what is on top of a house?''
''Roof!'' The man turns and smiles at the bartender.
''THAT ain't talking! Any dog can bark!''
''Okay boy. Tell me -- how does sandpaper feel?''
''Ruff!"
''What the hell you tryin' to pull mister?''
''Okay, okay," says the man. "One more question please. Okay buddy, tell me -- who is the greatest ball player who ever lived?''
"Ruth."
The bartender beats the hell out of the guy and throws onto the sidewalk outside of the bar, then throws the dog out next to him. The dog stands up and looks at the guy.
"Geez. Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
2007-05-30 10:32:51 · 14 answers · asked by basketballplaya13 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L.O.L
that was great
10/10
and have a star
2007-05-30 12:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 08:26:23 · answer #2 · answered by riopel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was worth a smile I suppose, but I'll star you just for the hell of it!
2007-05-30 10:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. Have a star.
2007-05-30 15:54:09 · answer #4 · answered by Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol it waz more than an ok but less than a good...
but il give you a star..(here you go)
2007-05-30 10:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get the dimaggio part but that was pretty funny
2007-05-30 11:32:55 · answer #6 · answered by trustnoone929 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.that wasnt bad.i gave ya a star =]
2007-05-30 10:41:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. You can have a star. * see a star. :D jk
2007-05-30 10:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. i wasn't expecting the ending. lol. star for you! ;]
2007-05-30 10:40:35 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute...and whats funny is a lot of people say they r gunna star u and they dont :)
heres a star!!.................
2007-05-30 10:40:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋