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"Hey Im jesus, you know the son of god, I need to use your celly so I can call paul and peter and tell them something"

what would you do ???

2007-05-30 10:30:45 · 23 answers · asked by nimisisprime 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Jesus would be too busy convincing people that he was Jesus

It seems we have become a society of disbelief vs. a society of believers

Im not a big bible thumping hypocrate but if some person just told you "hey ,umm I dont know how to tell you this but Im the son of god, you know Jesus, and I need to use your phone to call my deciples" you would probably ask them to prove that they were jesus vs. just handing them your phone.

2007-05-30 11:08:51 · update #1

23 answers

I'd say 'be my guest' and hand over the cell phone. What’s the big deal about it?

2007-05-30 10:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by MARY B 4 · 1 0

The only way I would let him use my celly is if I were on a boat fishing in the middle of a lake...Figure out the rest.

2007-05-30 17:37:19 · answer #2 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 0 0

I would tell him (who ever he is) that I don't have a "celly", because I don't and most likely never will own a cell phone.

2007-05-30 20:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by meg3f 5 · 0 0

I'd say " 'Celly'? Are you British or something? If you mean a 'cell-phone', I'm sorry but I don't have one. Good luck with that though."

2007-05-30 17:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Last person named Jesus to use my celly was my boss's coke dealer. I don't want to be complicit in drug trafficking, so I would say no.

2007-05-30 17:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would ask the number, and offer to call them for the person....if truly was Jesus...I think I would know...and then he could have the phone outright.

2007-05-30 17:34:44 · answer #6 · answered by G.C. 5 · 0 0

I'd point him in the direction of the nearest church, and tell him to convince the vicar/priest he was Jesus.

2007-05-30 17:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by deadmeatuk2 4 · 0 0

I would think he was a nut, but I certainly wouldn't believe he was Christ. I mean geez I'm a christian, not a moron and before anyone says otherwise the two do not go hand in hand.

2007-05-30 17:36:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Walk away without a word. The man is dangerous because he's a nut.

2007-05-30 17:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd let him use the phone. why not help a person out as the time may come when one may need help themselves.

2007-05-30 17:35:22 · answer #10 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0 0

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