Are they afraid his noodly goodness will reach out and touch them? Could they have pastaphobia?
2007-05-30 09:29:47 · 19 answers · asked by Kallan 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It is subliminal and is based on the archetypal phallic symbology of the noodley appendage.
Edit: It’s the same reason he is so popular with the ladies.
2007-05-30 10:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't hate the FSM - I roll my eyes at it. It is one of the most poorly constructed apologetic devices in the history of theological dialogue. They call it a "parody" of religion, but it is a parody constructed by people with a quite poor understanding of it (which is why most religious people just say "wha...?" when confronted with it - a good parody is recognizable to the one parodied and this is not.)
A lot of modern day atheists latch onto the FSM because it is the same kind of vulgar humour that the drunks and crazy people in Shakespeare's plays represent - a bone tossed out to those who couldn't get the rest of the play.
"Faith, here's an equivocator, that could swear in both the scales against either scale, who comitted treason enough for God's sake, yet could not equivocate to heaven." (the drunk porter in Macbeth)
2007-05-30 16:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by evolver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm down with the FSM. I love noodly appendages too!
2007-05-30 16:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by socmum16 ♪ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They doubt our Noodly Lord's pastavinity.
2007-05-30 16:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
All the Flying Spahetti Monster wants to do is touch people with his noodly appendages and fill their stomachs with his delicious pasta. :-)
2007-05-30 16:37:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am an agnostic toward the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2007-05-30 16:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by Thardus 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhh. They hate it?
Unfair generalization Kallan! Steriotyping! I'm disappointed in you. Sigh. Well if 'some' are ...maybe it's the slurpiness and red spaghetti sauce stains.
Peace... all in good fun!
2007-05-30 16:46:37 · answer #7 · answered by Jamie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They just don't know the appropriate amount of Penne to put in the collection plate.
2007-05-30 16:42:55 · answer #8 · answered by MMMM 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They fear the FSM because they know he is a more merciful god then their's is. They don't wish to anger their crazy old god, lest him smite them.
2007-05-30 16:36:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends if you're still trying that low carb thing. Darn pasta.
Closest I can get is a spaghetti squash!
2007-05-30 16:33:46 · answer #10 · answered by <><><> 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋