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Yet another scientific proof of the Bible's accuracy!

2007-05-30 09:29:46 · 8 answers · asked by The Church Lady 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

You're WRONG.

The lake of fire just SITS there, and LAVA is on the move!

(Otherwise, it's magma)
NA NA!!!

2007-05-30 09:33:22 · answer #1 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 4 1

OK,given your "scientific" premise that lava is "the lake of fire"You have unwittingly proven there is no eternal hell. As "scientifically",lava eventually cools. Scientific proof of no eternal hell!!!!Great job,buddy!This means revelations is a lie as it speaks of forever and ever. Since revelations is incorrect according to YOUR proof,the Bible itself contains errors,since the bible contains errors,it cannot possibly be the "inerrant word of god" Since the Bible is not the innerrant word of God,there is Nothing left to base your belief on. Darn,you accomplished a lot with that line of reasoning. Wish I would have thought of that first. KUDOS

2007-05-30 16:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by nobodinoze 5 · 0 0

Just because the author saw a lake of fire doesn't mean the rest of the Bible is accurate. "Hellist Doubterist" they just get better!

2007-05-30 16:34:41 · answer #3 · answered by Momofthreeboys 7 · 0 0

Church lady, your questions really make me think.. I'm seriously wondering if you aren't right.. do you have any books or video tapes that I could view for further study?

Oh and to answer your question, because lava isn't a lake of fire, it moves like a river ;)

2007-05-30 16:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1 0

So... you're saying, because there are lakes of lava, therefore God intends to stick people in them?

2007-05-30 16:34:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thank you, church lady. You've helped a lonely misguided atheist (myself) find jesus........ He actually appeared to me in the reflection of water in my toilet.... he told me to follow him through you. Praise jesus you've saved me, church lady!! I will no longer burn in the flowing lake of fire that is hell.




I'm just kidding, i'm not praising jesus..... he still owes me 50% of the money for the stripper he talked me into getting to come over. The bastard didn't tell me he was ordering a tranny stripper. That S.O.B. (No offense mary)

2007-05-30 16:37:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Truly astounding proof.

2007-05-30 16:35:49 · answer #7 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 0 0

Right. More "scientific" proof. Ummm, OK.

2007-05-30 16:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 0 0

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