the bed smells. how do i approach them? wat is the proper etiquette?
2007-05-30 09:10:29 · 22 answers · asked by Paco El Vago! 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
if you're home when they're doing it ...try walking in and just non-chalantly stripping down likes it's no big deal saying things like "boy am i tired" " hey you guys don't mind moving over do you?" "oh and could you do that quietly I gotta be up early and need my rest" If they haven't left yet crawl on in bed and be a bed hog about things. if this still hasn't worked start giving them pointers to make their sexual performance better,it doesn't matter if the pointers are good ones or not just annoying interruptions, if this still hasn't got them going announce in a loud voice " You know mom I saw grandma naked once and your boobs sag just like hers" This should piss off mom and the vision in his head of naked granny should make dad go soft and your bed should be yours at that point.
2007-05-30 09:28:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ew. I think youre parents have some issues. If they are into having sex in different places, thats fine but tell them to keep out of your room or to get a otel room and leave the curtains open. It sounds like they both like having someone know theyve been there why not rent a room and leave the curtains open for passersby to see? I think they need to go get psychotherapy personally. You need to just tell them that if they dont knock it off, you will be contacting the correct people to take care of it or something. Its improper conduct and its basically like having sex in front of your kids. Dont worry about etiquette, not in a situation like this. How old are you? Another thing you could do is cover your bed with snapping mousetraps. Do something to get their attention.
2007-05-30 09:18:20 · answer #2 · answered by for me to know, you to not... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to look at the facts: 1. This guy kinda contacted you out of the blue. 2. Right from the first date, he started being physical with you (even if it was pretty innocent). 3. He's shying away from a "relationship" with you and giving you excuses that if they were really true, he wouldn't have bothered connecting with you in the first place. 4. He makes out with you and gets hot and heavy with you. Based on what you said, I think you'd be a fool to assume that he wants anything other than casual hook ups for sex. Don't let yourself be used this way. You sound like a sweet girl and you deserve better.
2016-05-17 06:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That is a toughy. What is the matter with their bed? In some ways, your bed is theirs. They prolly bought it. They put a roof over your head. They feed you. I am not sure you have a whole lot to say in this matter.
Put a lock on your door?
Nasty! Gonna take the jaws of life to get that image out of my head!
2007-05-30 09:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by swissrmeman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Set up a video camera and catch them in the act. Perfect for family get togethers. Should cure them for life!
2007-05-30 09:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by Manuel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just tell them. It might embarrass them but then maybe they'll learn to respect your property. It may be their house but it is so wrong for them to be doing it on your bed!!
2007-05-30 09:14:53 · answer #6 · answered by Shawna P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can throw etiquette out the window....tell the to stop acting like children!
2007-05-30 09:14:28 · answer #7 · answered by Lee 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to try the kitchen table or on top of the fridge
2007-05-30 09:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say " hey mom why does my bed allways smell like butt crack?" It also has glaze all over it is someone eating glazed donuts in my bed?
2007-05-30 09:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Drop a few tacks in there...that might do it...or put petroleum jelly all over the sheets...that could work too.
2007-05-30 09:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by ttown_69 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋