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Bob Denver (Giligan)
John Denver (Singer)
John Wayne (Cowboy movie star)

Why? because god told me that I am going to marry a famous dead man, and these are the only dead men that I know of that were famous.

2007-05-30 09:06:40 · 18 answers · asked by Sister Matylda 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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John Denver ??and Gilligan are both dead? oh NOooooo,
I thought they where still with us,,cry,cry cry...So any way sister do you think maybe you can put in a good word for me and get me hitched to Ginger or Mary Ann?

2007-05-30 09:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Bob Denver was not at all religious - just some silly dope climbing up trees to get coconuts.

John Denver was very spiritual - with his songs about nature and such - but not religious.

John Wayne was clearly the most religious of all of them - but his religion was stickin it to the Injuns.

So I guess it is John Wayne - good luck!

2007-05-30 16:13:51 · answer #2 · answered by Joseph 4 · 2 0

The only dead man I know is Jesus Christ whom to my latest count has more wives than King Solomon. Luckily but sadly to some, the wives really remained virgins. Then he is made King of Kings which is never a threat to the real Kings of the earth because whatever is financially gained from the title, it does not go directly to him but to the ones who wears his crown. Unfortunately, he was only crowned with thorns but those who took advantage of him are wearing genuine gold and diamonds with sapphires and rubies and an expensive red shoes and you as a wife may end up cleaning the toilets and the altars.

2007-05-30 16:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0 0

Gilligan. Only a god-fearing man could keep from shagging Mary-Ann and Ginger after being stuck on an island with them for all those years.

2007-05-30 16:13:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I know Bob Denver will smoke that j with you.

2007-05-30 16:11:31 · answer #5 · answered by liberpez 5 · 1 0

i'd have to say john wayne because he was in so many movies that icorrectly depicted the u.s. in an era of indian genocide,so like the religious king james he has fuckkkked up the truth from another time period and has many people lost and ignorant. etc... he also excluded blacks in his stories or the real color of the characters and made them all miraculously white.

2007-05-30 16:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by soulrbl34 3 · 2 1

Gilligan of course. He survived on that island with Ginger and Maryann and didn't lay a finger on them, unlike the Skipper...

2007-05-30 16:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

John Denver..he was baptised in a watery grave. more religious than lung cancer.

2007-05-30 16:11:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Gilligan, he was always praying to get off of that island. 3 hour tour. Right.

2007-05-30 16:11:01 · answer #9 · answered by Jameskan Video 5 · 1 0

Maybe you'll get River Phoenix. =0)

2007-05-30 16:16:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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