Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it. "Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs'. The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"
2007-05-30 09:02:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was very funny…Honey! You are so funny and I really love your jokes LMAO!!! Why don't you start a collection of stars? Every joke of yours deserves one.
2007-05-30 21:06:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well next time ask for wiener dogs instead of the other way around.
2007-05-30 09:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-05-31 06:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So did they gobble them with relish?
Two nuns in the bath, one says "where's the soap?"
The other one replies, "Yes it does doesn't it!"
Sorry I don't explain them.
That's all folks.
2007-05-30 09:20:48 · answer #4 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its okay but dogs dicks don't look like hot dog sausages. They look weird but nothing like a hot dog sausage.
2007-05-30 09:05:37 · answer #5 · answered by Wulfruna 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not very funny but nice try
2007-05-30 09:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by squarediamond 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one .. and only as well as you can tell them..
2007-05-30 21:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-05-30 09:05:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its star time
2007-05-30 11:37:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny but its ok lol
2007-05-30 09:13:15 · answer #10 · answered by Leany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋