To the Artist, He is the Altogether Lovely One.
To the Builder, He is the Chief Cornerstone.
To the Chef, He is the Bread of Life.
To the Doctor, He is the Great Physician.
To the Educator, He is the Master Teacher.
To the Florist, He is the Rose of Sharon and Lily of the Valley.
To the Geologist, He is the Rock of Ages. -
To the Horticulturist, He is the True Vine.
To the Intellectual, He is the Wisdom of God.
To the Jeweler, He is the Head of the Church, the Pearl of Great Price.
To the King, He is the Prince of Peace.
To the Lawyer, He is the Judge of all the Earth.
To the Manufacturer, He is the Creator of All Things.
To the Newsman, He is the Glad Tidings of Great Joy.
To the Oculist (in search of the light), He is the Light of the World.
To the Philanthropist, He is the Gift of God.
To the Queen, He is the King of Kings.
To the Rabbi, He is The Messiah.
To the Scholar, He is the Truth.
To the Theologian, He is the Author and the Finisher of our Faith.
To the Undertaker, He is the Resurrection and the Life.
To the Visionary, He is the Revelation of God.
To the Waiter, He is the One Who came not to be Served but to Serve.
To the X-Ray Technician, He is the Word of God before Whom all things are
naked and bare
To the Youth, He is the Life.
To the Zealot, He is the Son of God for Whom life is worth living.
2007-05-30 08:38:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I love it, but I must say it only scratches the surface.
2007-05-30 08:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whew. I'm not on there, so I can only say that the list isn't very inclusive. But I'd guess that's not what you want to hear.
Good to know I can still fall through the cracks of organized religion.
2007-05-30 15:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Doesn't describe anybody I know of. Sounds like someone is trying yet another cute way to make baseless religious claims.
2007-05-30 15:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by nondescript 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love it. E. Z. is awesome. Great writing, and does some good preaching too.
2007-05-30 15:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jason M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Had me going till 'X-Ray Technician' and then I just couldn't stop laughing.
2007-05-30 15:41:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Poetic tripe.
2007-05-30 15:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by Rance D 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
to the petty criminal he is the greatest thief
To the blackmailer he has more letters
to the corrupt priest he is more corrupt
to the liar he can tell bigger whoppers
to the ice cream man he has kiwi flavour
2007-05-30 15:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by bunter 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
To the atheist, he is an over-rated myth.
2007-05-30 15:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He knows his alphabet.
2007-05-30 15:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
is it george clooney?
2007-05-30 15:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋