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I'm an atheist, I know I have yelled oh god that hurts when I was kicked in the balls.

2007-05-30 08:16:29 · 38 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

38 answers

I don't recall saying that. I was much more interested in kicking someone's a**.

2007-05-30 08:18:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Its true. And I also yell out "oh God, oh God" right before other times that involve the balls. Something to do with that region I guess.

2007-05-30 08:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by Justin 2 · 0 1

So all Atheists really deep down believe in god, right?

I say bless you to people when they sneeze. It's just a common courtesy and convention of speech. I really don't think anyone is going to bless them.

As far as kicks go, a particular "F" word is the one I shout.

2007-05-30 08:23:21 · answer #3 · answered by RU SRS? 4 · 1 0

Yeah but by god I didn't mean false Creator someone kicked me in the balls, it is more like what the fu^k created this kind of pain!

2007-05-30 08:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by Snooter McPrickles 5 · 0 0

Cant remember the last time I got kicked in the balls....... perhaps I blocked it out.

Anyway, invoke the xian deities during sex. I reckon thats got to be good for their egos, having millions of people calling your title/name duing orgasm.
An Atheist Orgasm: "ugh, ugh, ugh, oh, oh,oh I AM NOT YET CONVINCED OF YOUR EXISTANCE!!!!!!!.......... smoke?"

I usually replace "god!" as an exclamation with "Ye gods!"

2007-05-30 12:59:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well I'm not a man so i really wouldn't know about that, but i have often said oh God this and oh God that, yes.

2007-05-30 08:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by butterfly01_2004 2 · 0 0

I use all sorts of slang, common expressions, and curse words. That only means that I have heard them so many times that I instinctively use those phrases and words. If I had grown up hearing, "Zeus damn it!," I would say that instead. That doesn't mean I'll ever believe in Zeus.

2007-05-30 08:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by seattlefan74 5 · 0 0

I don't have balls, but I do say things like that when I'm hurt. They're common expressions; it's hard not to say them.

2007-05-30 08:59:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, I have--what of it?

I've also said it after vomiting, twisting my ankle, or hitting my thumb with a hammer.

Difference is, when a Christian does it, it's a sin--for an atheist it's just a word.

2007-05-30 08:21:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't have balls retard. If you represent a typical Christina things are worse than I thought. Read Ayn Rand and you might just might get some brain sells back.

2007-05-30 08:19:16 · answer #10 · answered by Jenny r 1 · 0 1

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