Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.
"This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded. "Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head. "Aw, c'mon, Dad..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!" I thought that if Jimbo can do it, so can I.
2007-05-30 08:13:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And here's another one: Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat held by the man with the cross. Soon the hat of the man with the cross is filled and the hat of the man with the Star of David is empty. A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the man with the Star of David and says: 'Young man. Don't you realize that this is a Catholic country? You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David.'The man with the Star of David turns to the man with the cross and says 'Moishe, can you imagine, this guy is trying to tell us how to run our business?
2007-05-30 08:53:28 · update #1
Sorry, Jimbo! I don't know any. Oh, I get it! You think I'm an atheist. Nah! I'm Jewish and I know a lot more Jewish jokes than that one. The other joke was given to me by my Catholic friend.
2007-05-30 14:56:41 · update #2
Yes. Good one. I'm a Christian with a sense of humor, too. Who knows, it was just not recorded???? Hahaha.
2007-05-30 08:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Much funnier than Jimbo.
2007-05-30 08:16:10 · answer #2 · answered by buddhamonkeyboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that considered funny in your cult? Really?
I prefer Dane Cook.
2007-05-30 08:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by Soundtrack to a Nightmare 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Zing!
2007-05-30 08:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by Snooter McPrickles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humour. I like humour.
2007-05-30 08:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it was his mom that threw the stone...
2007-05-30 08:18:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I hadn't heard it.
2007-05-30 08:22:59 · answer #7 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao lol
2007-05-30 08:25:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hum?
2007-05-30 08:17:32 · answer #9 · answered by chris 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*Bah dum, Chink*
2007-05-30 08:16:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋