"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor." I really am. I don't know what came over me! On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now...what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied
2007-05-30 06:38:11 · 65 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha ha lol
2007-06-04 19:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I am patient to the point of Sainthood ... St.Smurfy of Patience that's me Now where's my hat ? I know I left it here. Couldnt have just walked away rawwwwrrr Where IS my blasted hat ?? Grrrr
2016-04-01 05:08:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious 10 out of 10
2007-06-06 11:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
I would hate to be an ex b/f of yours, I think you could be the mistress of the put down if you can think of jokes like that!
It is a 10 out of 10 though!
2007-06-06 21:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by noeusuperstate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh uh aah (clearing my throat ,trying not to laugh)....Ed ,the patient shouldn't have stick around,with the doctor on the floor ,he should have used the door.
did anyone came and resuscitate the doctor after that...?
2007-06-06 12:47:14 · answer #5 · answered by dalhia s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, poor Ed.
2007-06-04 16:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-06-02 08:06:01 · answer #7 · answered by allbut21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny! I feel really sorry for Ed! I wonder if he's ever had a girlfriend.... Starred! *
2007-05-31 06:14:03 · answer #8 · answered by twixette 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And when the doctor treated it, Ed said "All's well that ends swell"
2007-06-07 06:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by Uikiat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just imagine the pain caused by touching a swollen penis.....
2007-06-05 05:36:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you making fun of my brother Ed? LOL Very good
2007-05-30 06:45:05 · answer #11 · answered by willie 57 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋