Good ol' Dirty Johnny...?

Question

Here we are in the classroom; Teacher says, "All right, class, today we're going to use the word definitely in a sentence. Billy?" Billy says, "Umm...the sky is definitely blue."

The teacher says, "No, Billy. Sometimes it's night, and the sky is black, or it's overcast and the sky is gray. The sky's not definitely blue. Beth?" Beth says, Umm...the grass is definitely green."

The teacher says, "No, Beth. Sometimes the grass is dead, and it's brown. The grass isn't definitely green."

Dirty Johnny stands up in the back & says, "Yo, teach. You mind if I axe you a question first?"

She says, "No, go ahead, son."

He says, "When you fart, does it ever have lumps in it?"

She says, "Heaven's no!"

He says, "Well, then, I DEFINITELY sh*t my pants!"

Answer 1

That Johny, eh?
Dirty little sod!

Answer 2

fifty two & 40-one are an identical...I deserve terrific answer for choosing that up haha. #50 is in my precise 10 songs. i'm no longer disciplined sufficient to have a precise one hundred, yet I enjoyed examining your record.

Answer 3

Definately differant and unexpecting that last line... Yet in a "Dirty" sort of way twas funny.

Answer 4

lol that is really funny!!!!! 10/10 and a star!

Answer 5

i love that one. that is xtremely funny, star 4 u.

Answer 6

Gross but really funny! LOL...............here's a star for u.

Answer 7

haha.cute.

but it just wasnt the ending i had expected. hahah
thankz.

Answer 8

good one!

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

nice!