When Christ was resurrected, do you think the resurrected version was a little less willing to take guff?

Question

Since I can't say crappe on here?

And if he was resurrected multiple times, theoretically, wouldn't he come back just a little more pissed off every time?

Answer 1

I'd imagine so. I'm glad you didn't stay away!

((hugs!))

Answer 2

I do believe are promised some definite smiting. Sense we are plotting the curve on a singular mythical event and a prophecy, I'd have to say I am not willing to project an increasing level of hostility on the savior's part beyond the second coming.

Answer 3

I said crap on here, so how come you can't?

As for the resurrected Jesus, he was really shy. He (or rather his uncle) had made an agreement with the Romans that if they permit him to resurrect he will keep a low profile.

Answer 4

It's like a campy horror movie. Every time Jesus comes back, some body part doesn't work, like the first time his knees don't work and he walks like a zombie. Then his eyeball fell out and it didn't get reinstalled.

Cuz, you know, it's easy to reanimate the brain, but reanimating the cartilage in knees is a bit much to ask.

Answer 5

So Version 10 will be the Anti-Christ then?

Answer 6

No. More willing. His purpose was served and now it is His time to make the calls and crack the whip, which He will. Pops

Answer 7

If I get resurrected I'm gonna be steamin'!

Answer 8

In the beginning was the word, and in this case, the word was 'pong'. (also a 4 letter word for...)

Answer 9

You would think he would be pissed, but then again he let all that stuff happen to him anyway.

Answer 10

No, I am as strong as ever, and I look really cool in my blue 'Member's Only' jacket