Scientists created an iPod. Jesus never had an iPod. He never even had a crappy walkman.
Scientists 1, Jesus 0.
2007-05-30 04:16:14 · 11 answers · asked by Take it from Toby 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ohhhhh, start life, pause life, create life. My iPod can start, pause, stop, rewind, fast forward, and turn up sweet Queen songs!
iPod 1, scientists 1, Queen 1, Jesus 0
2007-05-30 04:33:56 · update #1
Razz, I can acutally picture Jesus listening to Bon jovi in his IZOD with rust on the hood.
2007-05-30 04:35:42 · update #2
And the Lord sayeth, "I shall listen to some Def Leppard, for Bon Jovi stinketh".
2007-05-30 04:21:05 · answer #1 · answered by razzthedestroyer 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Science has advanced over the years leading to many discoveries in the field of biology, history and genetics. However, science still can't control life or death and while doctors can cure many diseases, there are many others they can only attempt to control or manage or understand.
Jesus was recorded to have the ability to heal and even resurrect people from the dead by historical eyewitness accounts. He claimed in some texts to have been with God before the creation of the world.
Who knows more? Let the evidence speak for itself.
By the way, forgive me but iPods have nothing to do with human origins.
2007-05-30 11:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by Studier Alpha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus spoke electricity ( and other things) into existence, Scientist have never created anything with words, except may a sentence or two, but it was Jesus who enabled them to talk in the first place.
2007-05-30 11:20:29 · answer #3 · answered by johnnywalker 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The scientist knows about the origin cause if we belive in Adam and eve then we would be all of same color not like White people or black people.i dont belive anything that is written in the bible
2007-05-30 11:21:18 · answer #4 · answered by mrb_8887 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about a race car?? Jesus didn't even have a big wheel!
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2007-05-30 11:19:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Is there a single word in red type that refers to human origins? I'm fairly certain there is nothing about portable music players.
2007-05-30 11:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus killed fig trees
scientists 3, jesus 0
2007-05-30 11:25:44 · answer #7 · answered by Pisces 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the iPod is our greatest acheivement as humans, then we shouldn't be bragging too much.
Who gave the scientist a marvelous brain? Jesus.
2007-05-30 11:19:29 · answer #8 · answered by Veritas 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus 999999999999999999 Scientist 1 Jesus created you and everything you know and love he is god
2007-05-30 11:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
who cares? He can give life and make it stop...thats a little more important!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-30 11:19:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋