When a husband arrives home late and drunk and finds his wife waiting for him at the front door with a broomstick in her hands and he says: "Darling, are you still cleaning the house, or are you flying somewhere?"
2007-05-30 03:46:40 · 10 answers · asked by Sunbeam 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its just taken me ages to explain what that meant to my extremely blonde girlfriend bless her. thanks for the giggle!
2007-05-30 03:53:11 · answer #1 · answered by Ollie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i heard a better one than that...
when a husband arrives home 5 hours late from work, smelling of booze with lipstick on his cheek and sez to his missus... bend over fatty your next
2007-05-30 11:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coming home from the pub with lipstick on your collar then slapping the missus on the bum and saying "youre next tubby"
2007-05-30 11:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to be beaten with that broom for the sexist connotation.
2007-05-30 10:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gosh that was really funny!!
Have you ever tried that line on your partner?!!
2007-05-30 10:49:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-05-30 11:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-05-30 10:49:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! lol
2007-05-31 11:45:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! pmsl good one! 10/10
2007-05-30 10:49:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...........good one......
2007-05-30 10:57:13 · answer #10 · answered by happy star 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋