2007-05-30 01:57:57 · 12 answers · asked by Little John 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you may not be stupid but that is a stupid question
2007-05-30 02:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well if he existed, i would think he was more of a meth or steroid user...with all that delusional rage !!
Hey, What do you think of this song?
Opm
Heaven Is A Halfpipe
Chorus1:
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinnin' dub all night long
And heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus
Then Mohammed or Buddha too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh a you
Chorus 1
Now when most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says do not skate
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Well we gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Chorus 2:
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do ****
Without the man ******* with it
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been callin' fate
I'm sorry friends you can't come in
You got a list here that doesn't end
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachin' any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest in my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87
We'll be bustin'Christ airs
Until we got to heaven
Think I really care
That I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike Mc Gill
Got the skills (4x)
Heaven, hey hey, is a halfpipe
Ariel
2007-05-30 02:05:09 · answer #2 · answered by *~Ariel Brigalow Moondust~* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most certainly, and first time he did was after he had that crazy 6 days of overwork.
since then he got into the habit , that's why we don't see him anymore,except maybe when we spend too much time getting stoned ourselves.
2007-05-30 02:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would explain why he chilled out after all of the crazy stuff he did in the old testament.
I think he was smoking crack back then.
2007-05-30 02:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by Joe M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let's just say they don't call him the Most High for nothing.
2007-05-30 02:00:48 · answer #5 · answered by Enslavementality 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You think he made Carl Rove when he was straight??
2007-05-30 02:00:35 · answer #6 · answered by JeffyB 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. God doesn't do anything contrary to His nature.
2007-05-30 02:00:38 · answer #7 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No need to
2007-05-30 01:59:54 · answer #8 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope..
2007-05-30 02:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by Dixie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the platypus is positive proof...
2007-05-30 02:00:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋