If you had to pitch a story line for a movie, could you do it?

Question

Let's see. Here is the story line. You come up with the pitch.

A newlywed couple intercepts a ransom payoff by picking up the wrong bag at the airport.

What happens in the movie? Be creative.

Answer 1

they are perused by a group of hermaphrodite puppeteers/hit men ,who are perused by a cross dressing homosexual cop and his foul mouth parrot, who is perused by a manic depressive ex lover who is perused by an over hormoned gorilla escaped from the Bronx zoo which is tracked by two imbecile Steve Irwin impersonating thugs associeated with the black market who are being presued by a zoo security gard with multiple personalities
imagine how hilarious it wold be

Answer 2

when they opened the bad they figured that it's not their bad so they went back to the airport to report a lost bag, and 2 days later they get a call from the airport telling them that they have found the bag, on their way to the airport they found that they are starving and stopped by for a breakfast, during the breakfast they heared on the table behind them 3 men saying that the money they were waiting is overdue and they will punish the one responsible.. so the newlywed decided to leave the table at once and go to the car, while they were in rush the owner of that restaurant was parking the car and coming in and the waiter told them that they didn't pay for the breakfast and ran after them and when the owner saw that he took his gun and shoot them both.
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The End.

Answer 3

.....an adventure honeymoon! brilliant investigative work together as a two-some, a perfect team with brains and lot of courage! some clues in the bag leading to a big crime gang, drug trafficking, some poor, helpless (till now helpless) captives trapped into puppet situation by the gang: very clever manouevres by our hero and heroin, quietly getting help from police, some action on water front, boats, a secret fortified island place with some secrets to penetrate into and break down...... the works.... and, then the happy ending, with a real honeymoon: the newly weds are now rich and famous! (and, some awards for the story line and direction and acting, in real life!)

Answer 4

They run off to Vegas put all the money on the come line and win - run back to the airport, give back the wrong suitcase and live happily ever after!