2007-05-29 17:53:26 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey there. This is Satan. I'm not home right now but if you could please leave a message, I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Buh-bye and if this is God calling, my refigerator is running and I'm not going to go catch it thank you very much.
2007-05-29 18:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by Sugar Sweet 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You've reached Satan at 666-Hell.
I'm out with my buddy the Reaper collecting souls and will not be able to answer your call.
Please leave the name and contact details of the person you'd like to see dead and we'll make sure he's brought to Hell as soon as possible.
Thankyou for you Business.
Looking forward to seeing you here!!
2007-05-29 18:11:30 · answer #2 · answered by PickledBrains 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For English Press one. Para informacion en espanol numero dos.
2007-05-29 23:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(in a deep evil voice) "Hey I'm out tempting, lieing, and doing other eivlish things right now leave a message at the sound of the scream and I'll call you right back.
Or
You've reached 1800-on fire, the rejection hot-line I'm busy right now leave a message and I'll burn right with you.
2007-05-29 17:58:02 · answer #4 · answered by John 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't use an answering machine. He has a fully staffed call center waiting to take your call and your soul. Press 1 if you want to get rich. Press 2 if you want to get laid. Press 3 if you want revenge...
2007-05-29 17:55:58 · answer #5 · answered by Kuji 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hell-lo
2007-05-29 17:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by Dragon Slayer™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hell-low, Answering from hell,Please leave a message.
2007-05-29 17:59:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have been a sinner press1. If you have done your best to be a good person press 2. All other callers please press 0 and an operator will be with you as soon as possible.
2007-05-29 18:04:20 · answer #8 · answered by Kandie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you've reached the whitehouse, all our operators are currently busy helping other hellbound terrorists, oops, we mean politicians, lawyers, and media personas, please leave a message after the tone as we are experiencing and unusually high call rate. for instant passage into hell's gates,please hang up and self suicide now. thank you for interest in joining our legion, have a great day.BEEP!
2007-05-29 18:06:40 · answer #9 · answered by sammie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want FAIRIES for my bed not DEMONS... Oh, its on. Hello this is SATAN's SATANIC LAIR I am too busy torturing your mom and cannot annihilate you at this moment. To leave a message just SHOUT it after my evil laugh... *Mwhahaha*
2007-05-29 17:56:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋