There are many signs you need to watch out for that could mean you are yet another surf junkie addicted to the internet...
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one.
You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com"
Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html
Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
2007-05-29 16:06:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)
You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.
Your best friend is someone you've never met.
Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so you can chat.
You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."
Your dog has its own home page.
So does your gold fish.
2007-05-29 16:07:06 · update #1
hahaha! Very clever! I am somewhat of an internet addict, Once I start I litterally cant stop for hours!
2007-05-29 16:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the problem, internet and PC addiction are not psychological, but totally mental. In the same category as alcohol, drugs and sex addiction. Thus I would assume ~ none of those you mention. Can still write your assay, though. Just use them all to proof the opposite. Peace. P.S. That is cheating..... 10 points for BEST answer.
2016-05-21 16:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol love it so true well if I must be a junkie internet for
2007-05-29 16:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by marsh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! Anyone who bothered to answer this question is a junkie...count me in :-)
2007-05-29 16:16:40 · answer #4 · answered by Nice try 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I feel that none of the above applies to me, but I am a Y/A P&S addict.
2007-05-29 16:18:51 · answer #5 · answered by Gumbo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
based on your description of a internet addic, I am not one.
That is really funny though.
2007-05-29 16:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by tennisluver13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL to funny
2007-05-29 16:12:18 · answer #7 · answered by Exotic Pink 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest thing I have ever read....BLOG IT!!!
2007-05-29 16:10:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it
2007-05-29 16:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by Felix 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋