What should I do to punish my alarm clock for waking me oh so early?

Answer 1

Smash it to little pieces with an ax, then stomp on the little pieces.
Put the little pieces in a package and mail it to your boss, with a note saying: This is all your fault, you fascist!!! Alarm clocks kill dreams!!
Then, go back to sleep and don't give it another thought.

Answer 2

I think u should punish your alarm clock by pushing its buttons. Especially the snooze button...that'll teach your alarm clock not to wake u up.=)

Answer 3

Hmm, ok here is going. first you unplug it, flow out and purchase a sparkling one and positioned it in the old ones place. then you definately take your old one and take it exterior dig a small hollow, fill the hollow with gas, place mr alarm-clock in it get a bow and flaming arrow and ladder. place the ladder close to to the hollow, climb it and objective the flaming arrow on the gas crammed hollow and then FIYERRRR! savour the hearth by skill of roasting marshmallows

Answer 4

I hate my alarm for waking me up with the loud noise of rap, terrible to wake up too, ahhhhhhhh
I think we should pull out it's knobs and beat it with it's own cord.

Answer 5

Teach it a lesson. Get it out of step. Set the time an hour and a half ahead.

Answer 6

Let it melt in the hot Nevada sun.

Answer 7

Lmfao.i know what you mean doll ,all i can thimk of is to smother them w/ our pillows,but then we would have to find new jobs and go through it al over

Answer 8

spray paint it pink, climb up the Capitol dome, and tie it to the top.... then set it off for 3 AM and let its batteries run down....

Answer 9

is your alarm clock digital? If not then, nvm.
If so...
E.M.P. is not just a Matrix thang >=D

Answer 10

Give it 3 spankings, then send it to it's room.