On a scale of 1-10, If my beer belly was exposed below my shirt how tempted would you be to poke it?

Question

1 being: I'd rather put hot fire pokers in my eyes than poke some middle aged man's beer belly and 10 being: I could die a happy woman/man if only I could poke your beer belly peeking out from under your stained, too small shirt.

Answer 1

Tempted=10
Likelihood of doing so=1, unless I knew your response would be positive

Answer 2

1

Answer 3

1

Answer 4

3

Answer 5

5

Answer 6

6 or 7

Answer 7

9

Answer 8

10++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Answer 9

10

By poke do you mean stab fiercly, or just poke with a blunt object?

I would rather stick the little colored umbrellas on a toothpick into your belly to see how many I could fit .

I'll bet there is enough room there for a little Nigerian family to build a shanty and be quite comfortable

Answer 10

Ummm.. a 1. Is there a lower option? Beer bellies are not sexy in too small shirts. I'm sorry to break the news to you. But do you want to poke my rum and coke belly?

Answer 11

that could remember on many aspects, which incorporates elementary temperature, humidity, and social status. in case you're undesirable and homeless, it relatively is regularly suitable to positioned on something. I observed a guy Saturday wearing 2 pairs of filthy pants, a sweatshirt with a minimum of one extra below, driving a bike down a significant highway in Wrightsville coastline and it grew to become into 88. i'm particular he stunk all varieties of nasty, despite the fact that that's known. Me in my view, something extra effective than a 2, 3 on the main could get me banned from the living house.