No sex w/ other people, just something that will annoy her.
2007-05-29 13:07:16 · 13 answers · asked by Trey L 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
She always seems to get my goat......
2007-05-30 04:11:27 · update #1
sounds like you being there doing nothing but breathin is enough
2007-06-02 07:21:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you or her get home from work, don't speak just grab her and get all horny. Get her really turned on with some serious hardcore foreplay for about an hour like a wonder stallion on viagra. Then, when she cant take anymore and going to ride you like a wild tiger, just fall asleep on her chest.
That will honk her off for a while!
2007-06-01 17:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to realy piss her off,tell her that you have decided not to leave her,but you are going to stay with her for the rest of her life.that should do the trick.
2007-06-01 09:56:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could tell her that you booked a 3 week cruse for the both of you then after a week tell her that you were only joking...
2007-06-01 09:10:28 · answer #4 · answered by Granny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her, her @ss looks big in that dress or pair of curtains shes wearing and offer to take her to an army surplus store for a new poncho to hide her legs.
2007-05-31 01:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that you want to stay with her for the rest of your lives. That should do it.
2007-05-30 01:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
come home from the pub late covered in lipstick, slap her **** and tell her to brace herself cos she is next
2007-06-01 00:28:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
while slipping her a length from behind,grab her hair and call her by her sisters name,then hang on for dear life.
2007-05-30 03:46:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
take the goat back off her, that should do it!!
LOL
:D
2007-06-02 10:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by Rebz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should drink Stella's with your mate and come home drunk and horny that should do it !!!!!!!!!
2007-06-01 15:19:50 · answer #10 · answered by Sturmanator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋